According to AskMen.com, their Top 99 Most Desirable Women 2006 Edition is an annual list compiled by the readers and staff of AskMen.com, ranking the females that have been collectively deemed the year's most alluring.

2.5 million reader votes were cast for the 2006 version of the list, which will apparently be read by millions more worldwide. Who am I to doubt the veracity of their claims? The staff clearly had a significant role to play because of a plethora of exotic young actresses and models from far off lands that most of the rest of us yobs have never even heard of...

The names alone are poetry; Adriana, Amerie, Elisha, Sofia, Gisele, Keira, Elsa, Alessandra, Evangeline, Aishwarya, Haife, Ciara, Natasha, Samaire, Zhang, Blake, Sung Hi, Vanessa and Gabrielle, and little Piper. These are not women, these are song birds. Oh, how the heart aches at such a collection of lovelies...

In rather self-congratulatory tones, (and who wouldn't - I ask you?- after having spent countless arduous hours combing the world for the 99 Most Desirable Women in existence for YOUR pleasure!) AskMen.com goes on to add, that since it first launched the 99 Most Desirable list in 2001, more than 25 million readers have checked them out! Go figure! Men checking out desirable women? The nerve of us bastards! As apparently have countless international media outlets. 2005's list drew a million readers on its first day alone. And as the Top 99's audience grows, so too does its influence. I can scarce disagree...

As we at VanishingTattoo.com have done since 2002, we have dissected these lists of
Top Sexiest, Beautiful and Most Desirable Women all in pursuit of knowledge that will benefit you, our faithful readers. Who of these bevy of beauties has tattoos?

6 of the Top 10 and 27 of 99 (three fakes) have body art, well above the national average... And as per usual, if you can find evidence that one of the desirable women on this list has body art that we don't know of, send us your evidence and we'll send you a Vanishing Tattoo DVD.

And the 2006 results are...

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